hutchins brothers

We have added a toll free telephone number for your convenience:


and the domain name is new.

We have been having quite a lot of work done on the building. The oldest section has been removed, a section of old sill and a lot of rotten floor joists replaced. Also most of the roofs have been recovered.

We would like to have a page with links to our customer’s web sites. If you are interested in reciprocal links please contact us.

Sales tip

Salespeople need to be happy. Customers can spot unhappy salespeople in a heartbeat. The last thing they need is another unhappy person in their professional lives.

Dumb but funny

 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
     Unique Up On It.

 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
     Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
     They Take The Psycho Path

 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
     You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

  6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

  7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
     A Stick.

 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
     Nacho Cheese?

 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
     Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
       Quatro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
       Spoiled Milk..

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
      A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
      Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
      Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
      Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
      Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
      The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
      Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
      A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Damn !
          A Bad Skydiver Goes Damn! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
      Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.

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